will.u.be.with.me

[[Wednesday, May 24, 2006]]
boys.haha

Men don't want to see the big picture.
They like to zoom in on cracks to see
minute details. What is it about cracks
that attract men so much?

Check these out:

1. Guys love to ogle at a lady's mammaries.
Sure' they do. They bigger' and more shapely'
the better. But in the presence of a deep cleavage'
they'd prefer to zoom in there rather than on the
mammaries themselves. Similarly' when a lady
bends over and leaves a little crack between the
neck of her shirt and her body,guys will zero in
on that like it was a target painted on Osama's
turban. They'd even sacrifice the sight of a lady
with huge mammaries walking right past them to
look into this crack.

What are they trying to find in there?
A lottery ticket?

2. Guys love to ogle at a lady's derriere. Sure they
do. There is an appropriate size' with the appropriate
lift that attracts them. When you ask who's got the
perfect derriere' guys would reply J Lo. But in the
presence of a butt-crack' guys would prefer to zoom
in there rather than on the derriere itself. That's why
G-strings are so popular. G-strings increase the
potential viewing of the crack itself.

But why? What are guys trying to find in there?
A long lost friend?

3. Guys love to ogle at a lady's legs. Sure' they do.
Long ones' shapely ones. Not them big-ass calves
like some sporty women have. They've got to be
gently sloped and softly rounded. But in the presence
of a crack BETWEEN the legs of a lady' oh yeah'
guys have just hit a goldmine. They'd be praying to
themselves'

'Oh praise the Lord for this beautiful sight...
This must be what heaven be looking like!'

They would anytime forego the sight of the
mammaries' the derriere' the legs' even the cleavage'
the shirt-gap and the butt-crack just to have a look at
the crack between a woman's leg's!

WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO FIND IN THERE?
Clues to the mysteries of the universe?

william.lee.wei.yang
5/24/2006 02:27:00 pm

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